i hate colorful wedding dresses. i think they're disgusting, horrifying, and far too bright and flashy. anyone who would like colorful wedding dresses is a morally deprived fool and a drain on our society. as such, their punishment for
choosing to like those horrible dresses should be taking away their right to get married.
actually, though, they never had the "right" to get married in the first place. because marriage isn't a right. so it shouldn't be a big deal. they can still have civil unions. they can still live together. but they just can't get married, because
I HATE one of their lifestyle
choices. (i don't hate them though.)
if i were to let a person get married wearing a colorful wedding dress, my marriage with a normal white wedding dress won't mean as much. it won't be as beautiful. and allowing that will also mean that less people who don't like colorful wedding dresses - normal people like me - won't want to get married anymore either, because they might have to deal with other couples that do like colorful wedding dresses.
these people don't have to make this colorful CHOICE. and they still retain the right to get married, just like me - as long as they CHOOSE to get married the way
I want them to. my way is right, because i say it is - and so it should be a law. it should be illegal for people to get married in anything other than white wedding dresses.
this is the morally correct thing to do. this is what IPU wants. and this is what i want. nobody can deny me this right!
So here is my proposition:
BAN GAUDY DRESS MARRIAGES!
Comments (29)
R.
I love you.
Let's have a gaudy dress marriage ;D
Yes I agree. I was watching "Whose wedding is it anyways" the other day and they actually had a woman in a green wedding dress. ON TV! My nieces were watching this! Now I have to explain to them about these people. What were they thinking, putting something like that on TV??
ahahaha loving it!
You are wise beyond your years.
Omfg this is a great post.
Love it! You however forgot the most important reason to ban gaudy wedding dresses. If they are allowed to wear such things, what is going to stop them from wearing them when they marry a goat?
Damn those crazies, thinking they can get married in black! HOW DARE THEY.
And Tacky Tuxedos!
Good blog!
At my Marrige (if i decide to get married). Every one is wearing black. I am having our lord lucifer/ satan wed us and its going to be HAWT
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Renee, your posts are sooo much fun! As a guy, I fully and completely agree with you. These people you've described are part of our flash and burn society who wish to dazzle everyone for momentary worship. The tyranny of the minute dazzlers.I loved my ex in white, she only embroidered a few tasteful, very small flowers around her neck. Excellent post!!
But white is every color of the spectrum.
I love these kinds of posts. You rock.
Wait a minute . . . . is this some kind of innuendo? :P
@laytexduckie - satire, you mean?
@fatal_is_life - No, just an innuendo . . . unless that blip is completely off the radar . . . .
beautiful. =]
you're awesome.
well done.
Oh come on!! What could be better than a bride in a bright green dress with lovely orange stars on it? Add some bowling shoes, pretty pink hat, and a couple of polka dotted sleeves, and you have a winner! Seriously, you can mock those people for the rest of their lives just by posting the video on YouTube. Make sure you put a "CUTE!!!!!!" tag in the description. People like cute...
you're hilarious :) My dress will be white too.. and if anyone i know tries to wear a colorful dress... i'll bleach it before the ceremony. Haha OOOOR I can just pose as them and change their dress order? But I don't think anyone I know is stupid enough to do so. Wearing white is tradition, sacred, and quite frankly, it is right. Amen to you!
I think the state should stay out of wedding dresses altogether.
hahahaa =D
you made me laugh, very clever.
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And moreover, how could someone who wears a colored wedding dress ever be capable of raising a child?
This post was basically the definition of amazing.